o Buy a ride for Parnelli at the Chili Bowl.

o Lease a suite at IMS for May, admission is free for anybody that ever raced in USAC and have Jigger Sirois be the host.

o Start a monthly magazine with a staff that includes Bones Boucier, Marshall Pruett, John Oreovicz, Monte Dutton, David Malsher, Pete Lyons, Gordon Kirby, Kevin Eckert, David Phillips, Nigel Roebuck, Jeff Olson, Dave Argabright and Brock Yates.

o Lease the Indiana State Fairgrounds’ mile, put real clay back on the track and reinstate the Hoosier Hundred as a major player.

o Give Dick Jordan of USAC a well-deserved raise.

o If Larson insists on stock cars, I’ll lease him to Richard Childress.

o Purchase all the great racing photos of Bob Tronolone from the ‘60s and ‘70s and put them into a book.

o Pay Bronte Tagliani big bucks to go to my 50th high school class reunion as my girlfriend.

o Rent a midget and hot lap Kokomo Speedway one more time.

o Buy Jim Bob Luebbert’s store across from main gate at IMS and turn it into a strip club.

o Open a USAC Hall of Fame museum and make Andy Granatelli the first inductee but limit his acceptance speech to one hour.

o Make one-hour documentaries on Gurney, Granatelli, Parnelli, the Unsers, Rutherford and Rick Mears with Dave Despain reporting.

o Buy all the seats for the Brickyard 400 in the North and South Vistas, give the tickets to kids and help reduce that glare on race day.

o Sell my strip joint back to Hulman & Company for what I imagine would be a nice profit.

Robin Miller brings 40 years of experience to his role as SPEED.com's senior open-wheel reporter, and serves as a frequent contributor to SPEED Center and Wind Tunnel with Dave Despain.

The opinions reflected herein are solely those of the above commentator and are not necessarily those of SPEED.com, FOX, NewsCorp, or SPEED